This starts tonight...

Ooh! Brand new hecklin' material for like, the next 2 eons! Living Lohan is gonna trump Chaotic and just about every other piece of trash we've watched baked at 4 in the morning, we can feel it.

White Oprah is so strong. And she's been through so much and it wasn't her choice that her kids wanted to be famous, now she has to deal with being their manager...uhhhhhhhhh

Here's an amazing clip from the show if you haven't been blessed enough to catch it already. In this clip, Dina deals with an alleged cell phone picture of Lindsay essin' the dee. Her daughter Ali (14), is present: