Tasteful, for the sake of all mankind...

When marketing your image resorts to making you into a cartoon to hide the real state of things, it might be time to call it quits. That pretty much is how things add up for us when we watch Britney's new video for "Break The Ice".

On one hand, it's nice to know that her record label respects the public and world enough not to put them through another video of her on her stipper pole, in a divebar set built at the Millenium Dance Studios (which we love hearing about.) On the other hand, would really love to shave her head and embrace the freq really she is. That would be rad. Can you imagine if she went for like a total Suburbia gutter-punk look?! Yeah, yeah and now that Madonna just did the cover of DAZED AND CONFUSED, maybe Britney should.